Dear Friend.... [tags]I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it When I threw up outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the toupee off my avocado plant. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your left ear as a memory. You should also know that I always have felt dirty before Eggplant-fetishism.
Greetings to your freaky family,
cavia-amante
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Miserable
Devious Comments
...I was wondering where my ear went.
LOL
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Cuz, bitch I'm the bomb. Like, tick tick!
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